My people were conquered and murdered and starved to death by the English. Then they made us speak their language and forbid us from using our own tongue, so it's rare to find native speakers these days.

[Simon's such a cheerful guy.]

I do speak some Irish, but there are few here who understand it.

I don't envy you, but I'm sure many would. I'd be willing to play for you. I do play on campus from time to time.

The arts are important. I'm sure you can bring a lot to the students, give them an added appreciation for music.