[Wait, he got away with that? Holy shit. He's a genius. Go Jack.
...And then he realizes pretending to be an adult is more complicated when someone's doing their job right.]
Why do I need an ID? [He speaks slowly, only about as fast as his brain can construct a plan.] I'm not breaking in anywhere. I'm just gonna go buy cigarettes.
[Which is actually true. He may be four but that won't stop him from giving himself lung cancer partying hard.]
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...And then he realizes pretending to be an adult is more complicated when someone's doing their job right.]
Why do I need an ID? [He speaks slowly, only about as fast as his brain can construct a plan.] I'm not breaking in anywhere. I'm just gonna go buy cigarettes.
[Which is actually true. He may be four but that won't stop him from
giving himself lung cancerpartying hard.]