Yeah, things are strange, and they keep getting stranger. Just wait until you've been here as long as I have. You'll have seen more strange things than you can even imagine now.

Sure, it's human nature. Or mutant nature. People cause trouble. They almost can't help it. But that's okay, because people like you like finding them out. It's pretty nice how that works out—there are people who like committing crime and people who like solving crimes.