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Tiny Tina | Borderlands | 7th Grade

[crumpocalyptic]

Video.

[A video feed begins, slightly shaky due to the unfiltered rage coursing through the person holding the camera and centered on an empty plate on a plate on a cafeteria table bearing nothing but crumbs.]

Who. Ate. My. Cookies? [She does not sound happy.] Those were the last chocolate chip ones in the entire school and I didn't fight tooth and nail to get them only for someone to steal them while I went to take a victory whiz!

[Tina whips the camera back around to point it at her face, showing just how angry she is, then pans it down again to her hand. She's holding something that looks disturbingly close to a grenade.]

Do you see this? Do you? I am going to bring down terrible vengeance on your punk ass, thief, and I'm gonna do it with this! This right here is the most powerful stink-bomb known to man, and it's goin' off in your face the second I find out who you are!

...Or, you know, you can apologize and go to the store and get me some more. Whatevs. [Shrug!] If you're gonna do that, you better hurry, 'cause I got your scent, girl, and soon everyone's gonna have it if I don't get my fix, ya hear me?

Video

[killadeadman]

Ahahahaha!

[Don't mind the wild laughter.]

Brutal—I love it! You are my favorite kid already.

Video

[crumpocalyptic]

[Huh. And here she thought she'd probably be evading faculty until she had her revenge.]

Yo, whut up, teacher teach-me-please or whatever it is you do's around here? Sorry for probably causin' a stink but I gots to make it known that messin' with a girl's baked goods ain't a thing no one should do, know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean if you think I got a good plan going on!

So, you find someone with crumbs on their lips, and you got my word I'll get an A plus plus plus plus plus in what you teach, that's a promise, hear?

[killadeadman]

[Aww, she's a hellion after his own heart!]

Kid, the only class I could teach is how to be a nasty son of a maggot, but you could probably test out of that already.

If I find the rat, you take a test, pass/fail: execute your delicious vengeance, make a mess, have blast doing it, and don't get caught. 'Cause if you get caught, you gotta help me clean it up.

[crumpocalyptic]

Aww, shit, why didn't you say so, girl? I like-a da nasty, so you and me, we already tight!

Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Who do you think you're talking to? My ordinance be tactical, I've got precision laser-guided boom-booms. When this sucka goes off, you ain't gonna need nothing more than the rat's wet diaper to wipe it up, 'cause the rest is gonna be stinkin' up their fur for the next thousand years, beeotch!

[killadeadman]

Eyahaha! Excellent.

I dunno, kid. Who do you think I'm talking to?

[crumpocalyptic]

Damn straight, shorty! I put some pride in my work!

I think you're talkin' to the one and only Tiny Tina, girl, and you best show her some respect, uh huh, plenty respect up in here! I'm the best bomb-maker this world is ever gonna see, and I can only get better.

I love this thread

[killadeadman]

You're only gonna see respect when you rip it from my cold, petrified heart, but you're off to a damn glorious start for earning it.

Tell you what, pipebomb. Usually I charge an incentive fee for anything that ain't in my job description, but this one's on me. Let's go raise a stink and teach that lowlife why you never rob people nastier than you are!

Tina is the biggest handful o' something or other

[crumpocalyptic]

Daaaamn, you one haaaaard muthah-luvah, I'ma have to step lightly around you, but it's cool, custodial, we cool, yeah.

Awwwww yeah, shee-it yeah, girlfriend, we're getting this partay started! You took the east side and I'll go west side and we'll find that dirty rat and kick their aaaaaass! Or, uh, make'em smell real bad, you know what I mean.

[killadeadman]

Thick as thieves.

And now, the villians: exeunt!

[He's in the dramatic moment, and he has the camera, so to hell with it. As he exclaims the theatrical exit, Gangrel takes an exaggerated, flourishing bow.]

[crumpocalyptic]

[Satisfied that whoever stole her cookies is either oblivious or quaking in their boots, Tina's all over getting out there and beginning the search for the thief. She does so in a sprint out of the cafeteria and in... a completely random direction.]

Hells yeah, let's get this bitch done! Gonna find that thief, gonna make them suffer like a sucker, then we gonna go back to the kitchen and celebrate with some scrumdumptious crumpets, that's what we're gonna do! It's gonna be tiiight, yeah!