I don't mind kids, but taking care of everyone else's is a pain in the ass.

[He pauses. Hrmmm.... how much does he actually care to share about this?]

More like I was in charge of stopping trouble. Didn't really matter who was starting it, just that I shut them up. [Groan.] I guess it's nicer to tell people I stopped criminals but more often than not I was just keeping their secrets safe.

...Mind me asking what's such a shame about knowing you?