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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hello, True Believers!

This is for anyone wanting to test out their characters in the setting before the applications open, see what clicks. Multiples will be allowed for this post, and you can generally assume any threads are a self-contained continuity unless you feel like getting creative.

Just post a thread with your CHARACTER NAME and CANON NAME in the title with a prompt and others will reply. Prompts and threads can be action spam or prose or whatever. These threads can be used on the sample section of your application, as well. Go out and have fun!


Be sure to read up on all game information and the "!event" tag, as well as the weekly updates to make sure you have all your ducks in a row.

Comments

[il_tipo_sorto]

Oh my god--! [Aaaand he's right back to laughing his ass off.] You haven't even gotten laid before, Jesus fuckin' Christ--!

[He's having too much fun someone stop him.]

[niepokonany]

S-Shut up! Oh my god, you suck! So what if that's not my thing?!

[il_tipo_sorto]

Yeah, I've sucked on more of Fai than you'll ever get to~.

[niepokonany]

[Congratulations, Lovi. You have just managed to do what schoolyard bullies, his parents, and several concerted attempts by the Friends of Humanity have never done. For about two seconds, you've made Feliks shut up.]

[Mainly because he's blushing way too hard for his brain to form words. Give him a second...]

[OKAY, he's good!]

Gross, like I want to suck on anything! Creep!

[il_tipo_sorto]

[He's so proud of himself he needs a moment as well.]

Jesus, what are you, twelve? Calm your ass and suck a dick, it ain't that hard.

[This is the same guy who hit his head against a tree until he bled for kissing a dude once. Yep.]

[niepokonany]

If it's not, you're probably as bad at that as you are at talking to people, having taste in music, and not hospitalizing your boyfriend.

[Ooh, one point for Feliks! Not like that doesn't leave him still at a distinct disadvantage here.]

I told you, I'm waiting. I'm Catholic, ok? And since when were we even talking about me?! Just leave him alone! That's all I wanted to say!

[il_tipo_sorto]

[Oh, he gets a point, but Lovi is used to having fair points made against him. It barely makes him blink.]

I'm Catholic too, what's your point? [Not that he's very strictly pious these days.] If you're gonna run around lookin' like a faggot all day you might as well act on it. God hates you just as much.

[There is no hope of returning the conversation to Fai.]

[niepokonany]

One, you're a crap Catholic, you don't count.

Two, God loves me, suck it.

Three, have you seen me? Like I'm gonna settle for anything less than someone on my level!

[Which is to say that he's using high standards as an excuse for his disinterest in most people.]

[il_tipo_sorto]

The fuck do you know about God, you know how many people he shoves into the dirt just to get his points across? You're just lucky you're a white man, effe.

Ohhh, and now you can't find anyone on your level. [Oh, such a sarcastic tone.] Sorry, your highness, you think Fai's not good enough for your tiny dick?

[niepokonany]

See, that? That was totally exactly what I meant about you being crap at this.

And I didn't say he wasn't good enough, we're just not like that with each other, and nobody else is! God, are you stupid? Are you even listening?

[il_tipo_sorto]

I'm listenin' plenty, that's why I know you're full o' shit. [He snorts.] And hey - just 'cause you got a problem with it, I think I will hit on Fai. Not gettin' in the way of anythin' for you, right?

Now fuck off, I got work to do. [By which he totally means his crossword puzzle.]

[niepokonany]

[As flustered as he is, Feliks shakes his head, taking a defiant step forward -- and, for good measure, turning every hint on that crossword to "Lovino is a jerkass".]

I'm not getting out of here until after you swear not to hurt him ever again. It's got nothing to do with me!

[il_tipo_sorto]

[He thinks this over. Really, deeply considers it.]

Nah. I don't think I will.

[SHRUG.]

I think, just to piss you off, I'll make what happened between us back then happen all over again.

[Which he certainly doesn't have the heart to, but Feliks sure does seem to characterize him as a demon instead of a stupid kid in a man's body.]

[niepokonany]

Then I guess you're gonna be stuck with me for a while!

[Because someone has to watch and make sure, if Lovi won't promise.]

[He changes his shoes into his pointiest stilettos, the ones that make his legs an absolute sin to even look at, and steps on the crossword puzzle.]

[il_tipo_sorto]

Great.

[He groans loudly, and he rolls his eyes as he turns back to check on his computer... still a 90s toy.]

Listen, effe, if you're gonna stick around you might as well make yourself useful. Go get us some coffee, you can fill me in on what's been happenin' since I went back to Italy.