March Test Drive Meme

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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hello, True Believers!

This is for anyone wanting to test out their characters in the setting before the applications open, see what clicks. Multiples will be allowed for this post, and you can generally assume any threads are a self-contained continuity unless you feel like getting creative.

Just post a thread with your CHARACTER NAME and CANON NAME in the title with a prompt and others will reply. Prompts and threads can be action spam or prose or whatever. These threads can be used on the sample section of your application, as well. Go out and have fun!

AND REMEMBER, RESERVES OPEN MARCH 3RD!


Be sure to read up on all game information and the "!event" tag, as well as the weekly updates to make sure you have all your ducks in a row.

Comments

[fire_and_romance]

"Twinky? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

[roadburns]

"Yellow on the outside, white on the inside."

Carlos, your boss taught you better than this.

[fire_and_romance]

"My father is white you pain in the ass."

But despite her words and expression, she doesn't seem to be actually mad.

[roadburns]

"That explains it."

Goddamnit, Carlos.

[fire_and_romance]

"Are all of your people this racist and whiny?"

[roadburns]

"My people?" He snorts. "Yeah, 'cause that sure makes you any better."

[fire_and_romance]

"See? Whiny."

[roadburns]

"I'm in a fuckin' wheelchair, I got a right to be whiney!"

[fire_and_romance]

"You're still alive. I'd be feeling lucky if I survived what you went through."

[roadburns]

"You call this livin'?"

[fire_and_romance]

"You're breathing. Your heart is pumping blood. You can speak and see and hear. I'd say you're doing pretty good. What's more, you'll be able to walk eventually."

[roadburns]

"I'm survivin', I'm not livin'. I still gotta wait for a letter sayin' my boss caught the bitch that ran me over and I can go home."

[fire_and_romance]

"So you're not planning on staying?"

She can certainly hope.

[roadburns]

"Fuck no, man, I wanna get back to Stilwater! We got shit to do back there!"

Shit that his boss is handling just fine without him, but he refuses to accept that.

[fire_and_romance]

"You were literally just whining about how awful it is."

[roadburns]

"Well, yeah, it's like the most dangerous city in America. But it's home. My boss is there, and my crew. I ain't got time for just sittin' around here waitin' to be able to stand, they need me helpin' out there."

He pauses.

"And also this dude Manuel still owes me thirty bucks, I want that money."

[fire_and_romance]

"Well have fun dying I guess."

[roadburns]

"I ain't gonna die, I know how to handle myself!"

Says the man in a wheelchair missing two limbs.

[fire_and_romance]

"Yeah, I can tell. That wheelchair is really fitting."

[roadburns]

"I didn't ask for your shit, weren't you just gonna gimme a hug and go on your jolly mansion-dissin' way?"

[fire_and_romance]

"It's not about the mansion, idiot! Im away from literally everything I've ever known!"

[roadburns]

"Hey, ain't it fuckin' great? I haven't got shanked even once since I got here."

[fire_and_romance]

"No, it's not great! It's- ...well, I don't know. But it's not great!"

[roadburns]

"Hey, look, at least you got a family to miss. Mine's all dead, and the people I got to miss stuck me here to 'learn how to keep myself outta trouble'."

[fire_and_romance]

"From the sounds of it you need that."