"Wow, how could you even think that about me when I'm totally looking out for you?"
He's so hurt, Fai. So hurt. Can't you hear it in his voice? No? Weird. Can you feel it in the way he nuzzles against your neck, wrapped around you like an extraordinarily affectionate sort of pretzel? The truth of the matter is that he's not motivated by laziness this time (as willingly as he'll admit to himself that he often is). It's just that Fai is so... Fai, and he missed him so much, and it's just better to be clinging to him than not clinging to him, and do you know how hard it is to walk backwards while pasted to someone's chest?
"Like, what would you do if you totally didn't do any carrying me around practice, and someone like turned me into a mermaid or something and I couldn't walk? You'd have to leave me in their villainous clutches, 'cause you couldn't carry me home! I'm planning ahead, God."
Why though, DW? /pouts
He's so hurt, Fai. So hurt. Can't you hear it in his voice? No? Weird. Can you feel it in the way he nuzzles against your neck, wrapped around you like an extraordinarily affectionate sort of pretzel? The truth of the matter is that he's not motivated by laziness this time (as willingly as he'll admit to himself that he often is). It's just that Fai is so... Fai, and he missed him so much, and it's just better to be clinging to him than not clinging to him, and do you know how hard it is to walk backwards while pasted to someone's chest?
"Like, what would you do if you totally didn't do any carrying me around practice, and someone like turned me into a mermaid or something and I couldn't walk? You'd have to leave me in their villainous clutches, 'cause you couldn't carry me home! I'm planning ahead, God."