March Test Drive Meme

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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hello, True Believers!

This is for anyone wanting to test out their characters in the setting before the applications open, see what clicks. Multiples will be allowed for this post, and you can generally assume any threads are a self-contained continuity unless you feel like getting creative.

Just post a thread with your CHARACTER NAME and CANON NAME in the title with a prompt and others will reply. Prompts and threads can be action spam or prose or whatever. These threads can be used on the sample section of your application, as well. Go out and have fun!

AND REMEMBER, RESERVES OPEN MARCH 3RD!


Be sure to read up on all game information and the "!event" tag, as well as the weekly updates to make sure you have all your ducks in a row.

Comments

in johnny's pants probably tbh

[roadburns]

"So you got a dick, but you're a girl, but..." He just sighs and shakes his head, "Same deal. You're a chick with a dick and a mean punch."

[fire_and_romance]

"I guess that's one way of putting it..."

Good to know she has a solid punch.

[roadburns]

"Like I said, you wouldn't stand out where I come from. And I don't plan on gossipin' about your junk."

[fire_and_romance]

"Well, um...thanks. You're alright, I guess."

[roadburns]

"Heh, please... You socked me in the face and I got no reason to build on that. You don't gotta return the compliment. If you can call it that."

[fire_and_romance]

"You were being a racist prick it's not my fault..."

[roadburns]

"I just call it like I see it, I still think you're a twinky."

[fire_and_romance]

"Twinky? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

[roadburns]

"Yellow on the outside, white on the inside."

Carlos, your boss taught you better than this.

[fire_and_romance]

"My father is white you pain in the ass."

But despite her words and expression, she doesn't seem to be actually mad.

[roadburns]

"That explains it."

Goddamnit, Carlos.

[fire_and_romance]

"Are all of your people this racist and whiny?"

[roadburns]

"My people?" He snorts. "Yeah, 'cause that sure makes you any better."

[fire_and_romance]

"See? Whiny."

[roadburns]

"I'm in a fuckin' wheelchair, I got a right to be whiney!"

[fire_and_romance]

"You're still alive. I'd be feeling lucky if I survived what you went through."

[roadburns]

"You call this livin'?"

[fire_and_romance]

"You're breathing. Your heart is pumping blood. You can speak and see and hear. I'd say you're doing pretty good. What's more, you'll be able to walk eventually."

[roadburns]

"I'm survivin', I'm not livin'. I still gotta wait for a letter sayin' my boss caught the bitch that ran me over and I can go home."

[fire_and_romance]

"So you're not planning on staying?"

She can certainly hope.

[roadburns]

"Fuck no, man, I wanna get back to Stilwater! We got shit to do back there!"

Shit that his boss is handling just fine without him, but he refuses to accept that.

[fire_and_romance]

"You were literally just whining about how awful it is."

[roadburns]

"Well, yeah, it's like the most dangerous city in America. But it's home. My boss is there, and my crew. I ain't got time for just sittin' around here waitin' to be able to stand, they need me helpin' out there."

He pauses.

"And also this dude Manuel still owes me thirty bucks, I want that money."

[fire_and_romance]

"Well have fun dying I guess."

[roadburns]

"I ain't gonna die, I know how to handle myself!"

Says the man in a wheelchair missing two limbs.