March Test Drive Meme

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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hello, True Believers!

This is for anyone wanting to test out their characters in the setting before the applications open, see what clicks. Multiples will be allowed for this post, and you can generally assume any threads are a self-contained continuity unless you feel like getting creative.

Just post a thread with your CHARACTER NAME and CANON NAME in the title with a prompt and others will reply. Prompts and threads can be action spam or prose or whatever. These threads can be used on the sample section of your application, as well. Go out and have fun!

AND REMEMBER, RESERVES OPEN MARCH 3RD!


Be sure to read up on all game information and the "!event" tag, as well as the weekly updates to make sure you have all your ducks in a row.

Comments

[roadburns]

"If you've been livin' in a basement you sure as fuck shouldn't be complainin' about this joint. 'Least in a basement no one's gonna gore you up for followin' orders. Go cool your shit and eat some rice."

Johnny would gore him up for saying this. But Johnny is also not here.

[fire_and_romance]

No, Johnny isn't there, so Carlos will have to settle for a good punch in the face from the tiny Chinese girl.

"I can't believe I actually felt bad for you earlier! You deserve a kick in the balls not a hug! I mean what the hell is wrong with you?!"

[roadburns]

Well, getting punched was somehow not something Carlos expected to do today. He groans in pain and presses a hand over his face, "What the shit..."

He grumbles and turns away from her, "What the fuck do you think is wrong with me, my life sucks balls right now and some whiny bitch punched me in the face for givin' her some perspective. So much for you bein' the better man here."

[fire_and_romance]

Jun freezes as soon as the words leave his mouth.

"How did you know...?"

The words leave her mouth without her really thinking about it. She probably doesn't realize she spoke at all. She's too stunned to process anything else.

[roadburns]

This makes him stop, and he retraces his verbal steps.

"Know what?"

This is honestly the most confusing conversation he's had in years. And he's known his boss.

[fire_and_romance]

"Wait you...you didn't know? But you said I was a man.."

[roadburns]

"What."

He blinks.

"What the fuck."

[fire_and_romance]

"Oh god, oh god, oh god..! You just had to say that!"

[roadburns]

"I got... no clue what you're talkin' about. At all. You sayin' you're a dude?"

[fire_and_romance]

"Don't say that so loudly! Do you want people to hear you??"

[roadburns]

"Holy shit. And I thought I had issues."

[fire_and_romance]

"Don't start! I've heard it all from my father before I don't need a repeat lesson on why I'm a freak."

[roadburns]

"...Actually... I don't care that much. It's your problem, not mine. 'Round Stilwater most people figure if you're different and still alive that's a good reason not to fuck with you."

[fire_and_romance]

"So you're not going to freak out...?"

Well that's a new one. Even her mom had a worse reaction, and her mom was just really worried and confused.

[roadburns]

"I used to have fuckin' wings coming out of my back, I'm not gonna judge someone who looks good in drag. It's not like you're the weirdest person I know, and hey, at least you're harmless."

Carlos she just punched you in the face

[fire_and_romance]

"It's not drag...I'm a girl.."

She's mumbling so he may or may not have understood that.

he's from stilwater. punching people in the face is a greeting there.

[roadburns]

He heard 'I'm a girl', and that's enough to confuse him even more.

"You said you were a dude. So you got a dick, right?"

Where is the lie

[fire_and_romance]

"Yes, I do."

Good luck keeping up Carlos.

in johnny's pants probably tbh

[roadburns]

"So you got a dick, but you're a girl, but..." He just sighs and shakes his head, "Same deal. You're a chick with a dick and a mean punch."

[fire_and_romance]

"I guess that's one way of putting it..."

Good to know she has a solid punch.

[roadburns]

"Like I said, you wouldn't stand out where I come from. And I don't plan on gossipin' about your junk."

[fire_and_romance]

"Well, um...thanks. You're alright, I guess."

[roadburns]

"Heh, please... You socked me in the face and I got no reason to build on that. You don't gotta return the compliment. If you can call it that."

[fire_and_romance]

"You were being a racist prick it's not my fault..."

[roadburns]

"I just call it like I see it, I still think you're a twinky."