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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hello, True Believers!

This is for anyone wanting to test out their characters in the setting before the applications open, see what clicks. Multiples will be allowed for this post, and you can generally assume any threads are a self-contained continuity unless you feel like getting creative.

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Zian Mardovich | Wildstar/OC

[defibrillating]

Ladies, gentlemen and those in-between, this is your new school nurse speaking! Well... typing.

October does not only bring in all the spooky and candy, but also flu season! Head down to the infirmary for your flu shots, courtesy of the Xavier Institute and enhanced by yours truly. Students may get a ghostly treat if you behave. (Faculty may get some liquor candies I found in my bags.)

Any other aches, pains, skinned knees and broken arms will be tenderly taken care of as well. Colds, measles and fevers are also quickly fixed with the power of genetic fuckery that makes us all so special.

(I don't fix hangovers. That's your own fault, learn to hydrate.)

Pluspoints for anyone not recoiling in the infirmary. I lost the pretty lottery for useless mutations.

/Zian Mardovich

[turbedon]

Do we get bonus ghostly treats if we don't recoil?

[defibrillating]

That could definitely be arranged.

[turbedon]

Cool. What kind of ghostly treats are we talking about here?

[defibrillating]

I think it's chocolate-dipped marshmallow ghosts. Kinda adorable.

[turbedon]

Extra cool. Sure you don't want to save those for Halloween? We could get trick-or-treating organised in school to keep the aster going.

[defibrillating]

Believe me, I have enough for Halloween as well. Either my mamochka suddenly forgot that I can't eat, or she wants me to make friends.

With... dentists.

And kids.

Hi, by the way.

[bullettimed]

You aren't sticking anything anywhere near me unless you have some real alcohol.

[defibrillating]

Pretty sure there's some of that in the locked bar in the kitchen. I only deal in sweet bribes.

[bullettimed]

You should have told me that after you got me your office, not before. I'm starting to wonder if you're good at bribes at all.

[defibrillating]

Hey, I wasn't born in America. It doesn't come naturally to me.

...shit, you're outside right now? Lemme turn off the music, I seriously didn't hear anything. Sorry!

[He quickly turns off the very loud pop music from inside the infirmary and opens the door.]

[bullettimed]

[ Michael is there, smirking quietly at his coworker's mistake. ]

Terrible negotiation skills and music taste? I've got my work cut out for me. But don't worry, you're learning from the best.

[defibrillating]

[The very tall elf-monster-thing rubs the back of his head in slight embarrassment before he starts signing.

Every movement is translated by a little speaker in his mask, the voice rather robotic but with a better pitch than most Siri out there.]

Yeah, sorry about that I didn't think people would show up so quickly.
...hey, there's nothing wrong with my music!

[singsingbluesilver]

people don't know how to drink?

[defibrillating]

From all the horrible hangovers I've seen, most people don't.

[singsingbluesilver]

there should be a class on it! extra points if they can complete a night with yoshiki and not wake up in the ER!

[defibrillating]

Preeeetty sure there are drinking laws in this country. Unless you mean a class for faculty... I could get behind that. Not that I drink, but still.

Hi. I'm Zian.

[singsingbluesilver]

there are always drinking laws; it's always sort of boring too... but yeah, for the teaching people although i bet the kids would sit in

i'm ryuuichi ／(^ x ^)＼

[defibrillating]

Well maybe it would teach them safe drinking or something

Cool name!

[thirdarrow]

Are you a licensed practitioner?

[ This is very important. He can't have uncertified people running the infirmary. ]

[defibrillating]

That's a complicated issue since I look 0% human and med school kind of frowns at that, but I wouldn't have been hired if I didn't know what I'm doing.

[thirdarrow]

I am a practicing doctor, and I would like confirmation that you are indeed capable of treating our students and staff according to proper medical procedures.

[ No one is going to mess with the kids while he's around, thank you. ]

[defibrillating]

I can assure you that I am capable of treating the students and staff. I've been picking bullets out of mutants since I was a kid, and I have healing powers.

[thirdarrow]

[ ... ah. That kind of nurse. A moment of consulting the updated staff registry confirms the fact. ]

I see. Forgive me for doubting you without being properly informed beforehand.

In any case, I do regularly see patients both in school and at the Salem General Hospital. If you require any assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.

I look forward to working with you in the future.

[defibrillating]

Not a problem, Doctor - and likewise. We should probably meet up as soon as possible and go over schedules and stuff.